The ignorance

Cobwebs!! Yup.. If dis blog were a living thing, it surely is being covered w cobwebs. And ppl will sneeze everytime they walk pass it due 2d dust thickening.. Yes! Yes! If it cld talk, it'll complaint cz its been abandoned 4so long.. Sad eh, 2hv me as d owner?

Neway, I'm in my final moments of my pregnancy.. Its a bit nerve-wrecking. A few weeks 2go.. I'd be lying if I said I can't wait 2deliver d baby without hvg a glimpse of fear 2d thought of going thru d process of labor. I mean who doesn't? But I'm so prayg dat evrythg will go as smoothly as possible.. (Doa2 la utk ku!!) Baby is do'g great.. Very active baby he is! Sometimes I almost tripped myself whn he kicks! (Exaggeration!) Well, he's baby rooney, enough said!

D thg about pregnancy is, ppl sometimes don't care dat u hv special needs. Dats wht I'm referring 2 4dis post. Especially whn u r a petite mom-2-b.. Here's a few incidents :

1) Smoking morons
Sudah le ko mmg moron, (if u were smart, u won't book urself ticket 2d die. Since u are try'g 2kill urself, obviously u r not smart la kan) ko nk sgt 2die ever so slowly, do it alone. I don't undrstand ppl who smoke in public places. n 2do it infront of preggy woman, shows hw ur brain is so contorted due 2heavy smoking!

2) Org xde sivik
Whn they opt for sitting toilet, but they stoopydly squat on it. And thr's so many vacant squat toilet @dat time! Hello? Udah le ko cgkung, xreti lak nk jirus blk, kesan tapak kasut pn btepek lg kt toilet seat tu! Ni pn nk kna ajar ke? Neway, breaking news 4u-perut org mngndung bkn jenis cm perut blemak. Klu yg tlbh lemak tu, perut nye agak2 bouncy, and its somewht lembik le kan? Klu preggy, d tummy is hard ok? Keras. Tidak ada option utk dikempiskn. N its not easy 4us 2squat. Obviously if thr's option, we want 2sit rather thn squat. I usually go for squat toilet ms blm preggy. Bt, preggy time, xdapek la.

3) Mad drivers

dis one, most common i encountered with. im not sure which part of me dat somehw gave them d idea dat i cld actually sprint during pregnancy. once, i ws crossing d ramp at my apartment. frm d parking lot, i've no choice but 2cross it before reachg d elevator. n unfortunately, ramp tu bentuk persembahan nye adalah dlm keadaan turun bukit (kecerunan berapa degree tak tau ok?). klu nk kuar parking, kira kita naik ramp, klu nk msuk parkg, kna turun ramp le. sdg i melintas, i nmpk ada satu kreta kenari dr atas ramp tu dr ekor mata i. (chewah! bionic la kunun..) yg i tak paham tu, apa punya pe'el org kn, dia nmpk org melintas, tp dia ada sket prsn hyper nk menekan minyak? yg pelik nye, ko nk msuk parking kn? mksudnya ko nk blk umh la kan? rumah ko ada kaki dh nk lari ke apa yg ko nk laju2? ble tak, dh la dia nmpk i nk lalu, dia tekan minyak, pastu buat muka mcm bagus, kunun i ni bersalah krn berada di laluan dia, pdhl dia yg tak brp nk pandai sbb tak reti nk slow. ko tak blaja law ek? klu langgar pedestrian, waima pedestrian salah, ko ttp salah ok? mcm le dia bw lambo, pdhl bawak kenari je! pastu, kt ramp tu mmg ada bonggol, common sense la kn mksudnya, u r not 2speed kt ramp tu? owh! nw i get it! u dont hv common sense! serius terlupa! mad mad drivers! jahat! i dont like! (takde la icon unlike utk i click!)

4) Perempuan, tp xde prsn!
A) Ok, I recently g solat kt surau mvley. As usual, most surau tpt wudhu' kt dpn pntu. N I ws queueing nk amik air smyg, bdiri ats carpet dpn tpt wudhu' tu. Carpet tu pn carpet bsh, wht do u expect? Dpn tpt wudhu' cnfirm le bsh kn? Sorg minah ni, rs budak u la, gaya bw beg ngn bku2, mgkn budak um psl mvley dkt ngn um (Ok,ni teka je). Dia nk kuar surau tu, dh siap pki stokin. Yg bgusnya, dia nk lalu gak atas carpet tu. Ble x, bila stokin dia bsh ms dia jln, dia tolak mak buyung ni smbil ckp 'ala basah! Basah!' Ko ni ada otak ke x? Ko ingt klu aku tsungkur, perut aku ble cushion kn aku la? Btol punya sengal.. Dlm byk2 org dlm surau crowded tu, ada sorg je pmpn yg siap pegang I sbb xnk I tglincir kt tpt wudhu'. Dia siap pesan dgn btol2 prihatin, 'elok2 air btakung, jln pgang dinding, jgn laju2, bla..bla..bla..'

B) kes kedua pmpn xde prsn msih di mvley.. Dgn soulmate g kt food junction. Since rmai org, soulmate tnjuk meja, then I went 2save d spot 4us, soulmate trus g queue nk order. I ws standing, waiting for d cleaner nk clearkn table. On my right, ada couple tgh duduk facing each other kt meja tu, tp ada extra chair antara dorg bdua tu, which is exactly beside me. So, while waiting, I toleh le ke meja dorg, xkn nk tgk pgung bangla tgh ttonggeng2 lap meja kt kiri I lak kn? Kang xlalu nk mkn.. Ehehe! Ble x, minah poser (krn dia make up tlebih) ni tarik hbag dia, hempas kt krusi kosong tu? Hello? Aku xnk duduk pn kt krusi tu ok? Ko xnmpk aku tgh tgu meja sblh ni? Kot le ko ada hati perut, mmndgkn mmg krusi tu xde org, ko nmpk pmpn ngndung sblh ko tgh bdiri mnunggu, xreti la nk offer krusi sbg common courtesy??

5) Ada mata tp letak kt lutut
Ni lelaki ada, pmpn pn ada.. Budak2 je x, pelik kn? K, msih crita d mvley. Soulmate g toilet, I nk g surau dlu psl biasanye dia akn hbs dlu kn? Pmpn nk tgu telekung la, apa la.. So, I told soulmate I'm go'g straight 2surau. Dlm pjlnn tu, mak aih! Suma cm xheran pn dorg dh nk langgar org ngndung. Mentang2 le aku ni kecik, korg buat xnmpk je ek? Pdhal dr toilet nk g surau, bkn jauh pn, tp cm a journey yg sguh challenging! Ms tu I thought, best nye klu ada stroller baby, sure korg suma kna langgar! Geram!

So, apa kah moral of d story? Jika bdn kecik, mesti ada bodyguard ms preggy.. Pastu kt mana2 pn mmg ada org xbhati perut.. Xdapek nk nolong!

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